What do you do if your bank gets a load of money from the government to save you from bankruptcy and economic disaster? You get yourself a nice, juicy bonus, of course! But alas, the moral police, several law-makers and public opinion seem to think you shouldn't benefit personally from running a bank into the ground. Can you make your way to the safe and load your exclusive sports car with sacks of bail-out money while avoiding the long arm of the law?